i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
have you even seen clothes that look good and then you try them on and it’s like no
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play